Kids Say the Darndest Things

I used to do posts outlining what the girls were saying as they grew up and started grasping the language. Now that they're three and a half, it's not what they say but what they say, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, here are some gems from the past two days alone.

"Mama, do you know any princesses?"
"No, do you?"
"Um, yes, my cousin is a princess."
"Who, Annabelle?"
"No...make me a cousin that's a princess."

"Daddy, you have a pretty watch."
"Oh, thank you."
"And pretty glasses."
"You think my glasses are pretty? Thanks!"
"And your hair is pretty."
"Oh, wow, thanks."
**Then Dulce has a fit of compassion.
"Don't worry, Mama, you're almost pretty."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Why are you crying?"
"My nose is wet!"
**I dry her nose, but she's still crying, which means, you guessed it.**
"WAAAAAAH! It's still wet!"
"Well, it will only dry if you stop crying. The more you cry the more your nose will keep being wet."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Lilly: "My favorite food is meatballs!"
Dulce: "And my favorite drink is wine!"
Lilly: "Noooo! Your favorite drink is orange juice!"

"That's not Belle's Daddy. Beast is Belle's Daddy."
"No, Beast is going to be Belle's husband."
"No, once he dead, he's Belle's Daddy."
"Well, who's Papa then?"
"Papa can be her Pop Pop."

"Uncle Tommy! You have a beard."
"A little beard, yes, I do."
"Like Mama."

(This was corrected immediately and the girls changed their stance after feeling my chin. I can laugh at a lot. Apparently having a little beard is not one of those things.)

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